Sunday 21 January 2018

Billboard Top 20 Ranking (Jan. 20th, 2018)

We're only 2 weeks in and I'm already scared for 2018.

I feel like what I say has some sort of spiritual effect on the Billboard charts, that me being too vulgar in my thrashing of artists unleashes said artists to major success, like a sort of cruel punishment for calling bullshit out when I see bullshit. It makes me want to keep my mouth shut and stop talking about pop music as a whole for the greater good. But, I'm not going to do that. Instead, I'm here to inform you that this top 20 fucking BLOWS. It was consistently below average for nearly all of 2017, but as soon as it hit 2018 it somehow got even worse. Thankfully, this is probably the best top 20 we've had in 2018 so far, but that doesn't mean it's any good. So, let's just jump right into this rotting sewage that is the pop charts, shall we?

Saturday 13 January 2018

CAMILA - Camila Cabello (ALBUM REVIEW)

                                   Camila (Official Album Cover) by Camila Cabello.png

"Are you ready to learn how to delay an album release?"

Dr. Dre gulped

Tinashe nodded

Hannah Diamond shuddered

Jay Electronica blinked nervously

"Yes Camila Cabello" they said in unison