Showing posts with label Album Review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Album Review. Show all posts

Friday, 13 April 2018

Joyride by Tinashe (ALBUM REVIEW)

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I've listened to this album a dozen times & I'm still only 85% convinced it exists.

So, here it is huh? After all this time, battle after battle, pop single after pop single, delay after delay, it's finally here: The true successor to Aquarius. Because apparently every critic but me has forgotten: Tinashe's only really released 1 album. Nightride was impressive sure, and had the sound of a full studio album: but it was merely a quality controlled mixtape, to hold fans over for the REAL Joyride.

And then it came, and I nearly had a meltdown.

I was very...confused, to say the least. I had a lot of questions and thoughts rolling through my mind of what the quality of this album really is. Was it truly a brilliant album worth the wait, or was it just straight up mediocre? Were the people right? Well it's hard to really say, even NOW it's kinda hard for me to say. But, I guess I'll give it a go. Anyways, Joyride by Tinashe: Are we speeding 140 down the highway, or 140 into a brick wall?


Ok, so first off, I'm a fucking idiot

I went into this album thinking Tinashe was saying this album was going to be upbeat, brighter, and numerously described it as a counterpart to Nightride. In that sense, she fucking nailed it, I just didn't realize until about 8 listens in. It's not the SOUND that's the Joyride, it's the content & tone. Nightride is a song that sounds like the equivalent of driving through a cold, dark night, and Joyride is a warm dawn that approaches. None of the songs outside of Me So Bad sound necessarily happy, but multiple of the songs are upbeat, and if not that, they're comforting, opposed to the chilling crisp Nightride. Even the songs that sound seemingly dark like Faded Love are very clear that sound is representing Tinashe fucking this dude purposely faded out of her mind which, if you've heard Aquarius as many times as I have, you'll know that this is both nothing new to her & something she loves to do. While it may not sound like it at first, this is the happiest, most joyride-ish project Tinashe could make without sacrificing her sound she's cultivated a fanbase with, which is impressive.

Lyrically, it matches too. Usually Tinashe songs are either about very depressing relationships, or just straight fucking (whether there's a deeper metaphor like in most of her mixtapes, or she's just straight up going to pound town in Feels Like Vegas), and in Joyride she switches it up a bit. Every song is either about comfort, love & lust, or just straight up letting loose. The entire album certainly *feels* like a joyride, barring one exception coming in the closing track, Fire and Flames, and how she's finally relieved she got through it all, which is at least uplifting. But it also serves as a shout out to the fans, of how despite all the hiccups & delays this album has had, not only has Tinashe made it through, but so have *we*, the fans, and that's pretty fucking beautiful, at least to me. A big, glaring flaw of Joyride is how relatively thin the writing is. I thought Tinashe had completely lost her pen, as her previous albums were much stronger lyrically than this one, and while that still rings true, it actually works in the album’s favour rather than serve as a weakness. Again, the Joyride concept. Tinashe is on a Joyride on this album, meaning she's experiencing things, but not necessarily laser focused on them. It's more about the experience, the vibe, the ride (and yes, I know I've trashed trap albums that go for this same sort of thing, but their albums don't have concepts AND the songs aren't good outside of it).


So as a concept, the album works flawlessly, but what about the songs? Majority of people don't care about an album's concept as much as they act like they do (including me), the SONGS are what matter. So, are they any good? Well it took about half a dozen listens for a few of them, but GOD are they ever. As expected, Tinashe sounds fucking gorgeous on this thing, possibly her best vocal performance to date. People often refer to Rihanna as a chameleon, who can show up on any type of song & kill it, & Tinashe is the same way. She can ride so many different beats on this thing it's insane. Nearly every song here is absolutely wonderful. The skittering swagger of No Drama, with an Offset verse that grows on me the more & more I hear it. Salt has a great instrumental that eventually grows into something that sounds crafted by God himself. The synthy, bubbly Stuck With Me & Me So Bad are both brilliant showcases of how well Tinashe can do pop when she wants to, the hazed out party of Faded Love with an incredibly spastic, on edge Future who sounds more interesting than he's ever been, and of course Tinashe’s near magnum opus No Contest, which I've heard for years in live performances & was begging for the studio version, & I couldn't have asked for anything more. Fuck, I even like the bed squeaks in Ooh La La, as corny as they are. They remind me of those very lovey dovey, sweet 2000s RnB songs. The interludes are enjoyable too! They don't serve as the tone setters and atmosphere changers that are scattered throughout Aquarius, but they're all enjoyable enough and don't come remotely close of taking me out of the album. Front to back, the album is filled with bops and bangers, and is consistent in it's greatness.


It's hard to say WHY it took me this long to notice things about this album you'd think would be very surface level. I knew this album was damn near perfect & worth the wait the first time I heard it, it just took me a while to grasp why. The intro has Tinashe yelling "FASTEN YOUR FUCKING SEATBELTS!", and I clearly didn't listen. But boy, am I all ears now.

SCORE: 9/10

BEST: No Contest, Me So Bad ft Ty Dolla $ign & French Montana, Salt, No Drama ft Offset, Joyride, Fires And Flames

WORST: He Don't Want It

TRACK RATINGS (/10)
No Contest - 10
Me So Bad ft Ty Dolla $ign & French Montana - 10
Stuck With Me ft Little Dragon - 10
Salt - 10
No Drama ft Offset - 10
Joyride - 10
Fires And Flames - 10
Faded Love ft Future - 9
Ooh La La - 9
He Don't Want It - 8


ALBUM HIGHLIGHTS/Side Notes
- No Contest is flawless
- Tinashe likes to say "la" a lot. Like, in half the album's hooks
- Vocals are very versatile and various styles are executed perfectly
- Features grow exponentially better the more you listen to them
- b  u  m  p  s   i  n   t  h  e   w  h  i  p

Saturday, 13 January 2018

CAMILA - Camila Cabello (ALBUM REVIEW)

                                   Camila (Official Album Cover) by Camila Cabello.png

"Are you ready to learn how to delay an album release?"

Dr. Dre gulped

Tinashe nodded

Hannah Diamond shuddered

Jay Electronica blinked nervously

"Yes Camila Cabello" they said in unison

Sunday, 19 November 2017

Friday, 10 November 2017

Reputation - Taylor Swift (ALBUM REVIEW/RANT)

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Taylor Swift isn't one to usually surprise me, but with this one she DEFINITELY did!

Saturday, 12 August 2017

Rainbow - Kesha (ALBUM REVIEW)

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I don't really think I need to give any background on Kesha, but fuck it I'll do it anyways.

Friday, 9 June 2017

Witness - Katy Perry (ALBUM REVIEW)

Katy Perry is currently going through her mid-life crisis. Which is a very weird thing to do when you're a pop star. There's really only 2 options for the music to go when this happens:

a) Boring acoustic/rock ballad type stuff (Joanna, for a recent example)

b) You straight up just lose your fucking mind.

Guess which one Katy went with this album?

Friday, 14 April 2017

YOUTH - Tinie Tempah (ALBUM REVIEW)


I have no idea why I decided to review this. Tinie Tempah is a popular rapper from the UK that just fascinates me. Not because he's GOOD or anything, quite frankly the opposite. He makes so many odd and downright stupid choices, I can't help but listen to his music. Looking at the features for this album, it was looking up as well. Tinashe is my bae, and Jess Glynne & Zara Larsson are my girls. There was potential here, and with a title like "YOUTH" where Tinie is going to be talking about his childhood and come up, maybe he would get introspective in this shit as well! So, after experiencing the deep blissful bangers on the fantastic album "DAMN." by Kendrick Lamar, I decided to check this out right after. So, what did Tinie Tempah do on this album?

Friday, 7 April 2017

Memories...Do Not Open - The Chainsmokers (ALBUM REVIEW)


I do not like The Chainsmokers, surprise surprise. I find them incredibly obnoxious, with cheap annoying production & horrendous vocal performances, from both guests and even sometimes frontman himself Andrew Taggart. But even after all of that, I was still hyped for this album. While I didn't like "Paris" or "Something Just Like This" very much, they both showed incredible potential. They showed The Chainsmokers could make something absolutely brilliant if they sat down and put in 110%. So, I dived straight into this album the minute it came out. Was it garbage like most people expected, or did these guys sit down and make a pop masterpiece?

Friday, 17 March 2017

So Good - Zara Larrson (ALBUM REVIEW)


Now here's an artist I've been looking forward to. Zara Larsson is a UK sweetheart that has had pretty large success worldwide (minus the US because lol of course) and has managed to make some solid music throughout. After massive success with tracks like Lush Life, her feature on Girls Like, both tracks I loved, she decided to finally throw together a debut album. The promotional tracks for this album I loved. The poppy and solid I Would Like, the even greater So Good featuring my boy Ty Dolla, and the horrific train wreck that was Aint My Fault, which may have sucked sure, but it showed me that this album had potential. She wasn't going to be one of those MANY female pop stars who have 1 interesting single pop off, then create 9 other tracks of straight filler. Aint My Fault was a trainwreck, which showed that not only was it possible, but that she was WILLING to make a trainwreck, try new ideas and sounds, which I fucking love. The features seemed pretty self explanatory for what most pop stars do: 1 rapper who you otherwise wouldn't expect (Ty Dolla $ign), the 1 feature that everyone expected from miles away (Clean Bandit), and the 1 oddball pick (Wizkid, like seriously what the fuck). Nonetheless, I was fucking hyped for this album, the debut of a great pop starlet with a promising career. So, how'd this come out?

Saturday, 4 February 2017

I Decided - Big Sean (ALBUM REVIEW)



Big Sean. Big fucking Sean. Where do I even begin with this man. Well, Big Sean is a rapper that got a lot of buzz in 2011 when he got signed to Kanye's label. In that same year, he dropped his first album "Finally Famous", which included the infamous hilarious track "A$$", which I do indeed like. Then over the years, he proceeded to get bigger and bigger, with more and more features (fuck, he was able to get on a JUSTIN BIEBER track!). 2013 he dropped his 2nd album "Hall Of Fame", which included the phenomenal track MILF, one of the funniest rap tracks of the decade. The Big Sean hype train was huge. But I, like everyone else I know, wasn't on it.

Yeah...did I forget to mention those 2 albums were fucking horrendous? Because dear lord were they. Bland beats, horrific bars, and was just overall annoying to listen to. It was clear as day: Big Sean flat out shouldn't be a rapper. But, in 2015, he surprised me with Dark Sky Paradise, the album where he decided to dip more into his serious side, and I liked it! Had some excellent stand out tracks, and was overall enjoyable. So when I heard he was releasing his new album "I Decided" this year, I was ecstatic. I dug the singles enough, so I did have a bit of expectations into this. So, did Sean deliver?

Saturday, 28 January 2017

a girl a bottle a boat - Train (ALBUM REVIEW)

Remember that one song from 2010 called "Hey Soul Sister"? Remember how you used to sing it in the car all the time, despite the fact you more than likely hated it? Well, those cunts are back 6 years later, and they haven't changed a fucking bit!