2 A.M Rambles #1: Ty Dolla $igns on my mind

So as the number of interesting albums to review go into a depression, and the Billboard charts continue to bore me, I'd thought I would do something that hopefully some of you enjoy: Me ranting about songs! What songs? Random songs! I think I'll rarely talk about hits, as that's what list season is for, but I'll try to talk about at least a couple songs that have some buzz at the moment. So with this deranged preamble aside, let's start off this series, that will most likely be short lived, with a masterpiece.

Billboard Top 20 Ranking (July 1st, 2017)

Ahh, the summer time, what a wonderful time of the year. The sun is shine, birds are chirping, everyone's out of school and on vacation, and most importantly, pop music somehow ALWAYS ends up taking a fucking nosedive.

Witness - Katy Perry (ALBUM REVIEW)

Katy Perry is currently going through her mid-life crisis. Which is a very weird thing to do when you're a pop star. There's really only 2 options for the music to go when this happens:

a) Boring acoustic/rock ballad type stuff (Joanna, for a recent example)

b) You straight up just lose your fucking mind.

Guess which one Katy went with this album?