Sunday, 28 May 2017
Crying In The Club - Camila Cabello (SONG REVIEW)
Oh Camila Cabello, what an odd story you have. As you all know, Camila Cabello is an "up and coming" pop star who used to be a member of the ever so popular girl group "Fifth Harmony". Now, I love this group's music, but I (and basically everyone else) have always thought Camila was easily the weakest member of the group. Her voice was just shrill and irritating, she stuck out loud and clear from the other girls, and NOT in a good way. But many fans and even their fucking label shoved her into the position as the one who would go solo. and with 1 feature on a shitty rap song, 1 absence of a popular group, and absolutely NO vocal training in between, Camila has launched herself as one of the biggest names in pop music right now, even bigger than Fifth Harmony. So with that in mind, I was anticipating what she would drop for the lead single of her easily predictable lead album. No joke, I had NO clue what direction she planned to go to, considering Fifth Harmony rarely ever wrote their own music, it's not like she had much writing chops. And when I saw that Cashmere Cat had his hands on this production, my interest only intensified. So, it's the big breakthrough for possibly the beginning of a lengthy career as the queen of pop music, how did it turn out?
Monday, 15 May 2017
Top 10 Best Hit Songs of 2016
So...this is a little late aint it?
Alright, so originally I wasn't going to do this list. Because a) The list was dogshit (I didn't feel like talking about Justin Bieber 3 times on 1 list, let alone 3 times in a fucking row), and b) I thought I wasn't good enough at explaining my opinions positively. Then when I realized my next blog post not even 2 weeks later was a best list for fucking Hannah Montana, I facepalmed for 5 months straight and accepted that I'm ready for everything and just need to stop being a bitch about it.
Alright, so originally I wasn't going to do this list. Because a) The list was dogshit (I didn't feel like talking about Justin Bieber 3 times on 1 list, let alone 3 times in a fucking row), and b) I thought I wasn't good enough at explaining my opinions positively. Then when I realized my next blog post not even 2 weeks later was a best list for fucking Hannah Montana, I facepalmed for 5 months straight and accepted that I'm ready for everything and just need to stop being a bitch about it.
Friday, 5 May 2017
Billboard Top 20 Hot RnB Charts Ranking (May 13th, 2017)
2017 has me so fucking BORED. Not many albums I'm interested in reviewing, no Billboard hits worth rambling on for 1000 words about, and Top 10 lists are still an option, but I'd like to keep a variety here. So while I wait for Iggy Azalea, MGK, and Allie X to drop things worth my time to rip into shreds and praise to the gods respectively, I thought it'd be cool to look at the RnB charts, because it has been an interesting year for RnB for sure. We have 2015 RnB's flavour back, but with minor takes of retro throwbacks and the massive surge of "vibe music" destroying everything around it. Basically, the direction of modern RnB is moving fast and furiously. Which is a very convenient and totally planned segway to start this ranking!
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