FRIENDS - Marshmello ft Anne-Marie (SONG REVIEW)

                                    

We are in a post-Chainsmoker's pop music society, and now we have to live with it's consequences.

Billboard Top 20 Ranking (Jan. 20th, 2018)

We're only 2 weeks in and I'm already scared for 2018.

I feel like what I say has some sort of spiritual effect on the Billboard charts, that me being too vulgar in my thrashing of artists unleashes said artists to major success, like a sort of cruel punishment for calling bullshit out when I see bullshit. It makes me want to keep my mouth shut and stop talking about pop music as a whole for the greater good. But, I'm not going to do that. Instead, I'm here to inform you that this top 20 fucking BLOWS. It was consistently below average for nearly all of 2017, but as soon as it hit 2018 it somehow got even worse. Thankfully, this is probably the best top 20 we've had in 2018 so far, but that doesn't mean it's any good. So, let's just jump right into this rotting sewage that is the pop charts, shall we?

CAMILA - Camila Cabello (ALBUM REVIEW)

                                   

"Are you ready to learn how to delay an album release?"

Dr. Dre gulped

Tinashe nodded

Hannah Diamond shuddered

Jay Electronica blinked nervously

"Yes Camila Cabello" they said in unison

Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2017

Ahhh 2017, easily the most overrated year for pop music of the 2010s

BLUE LIPS (Lady Wood Phase II) - Tove Lo (ALBUM REVIEW)

                             

The sex goddess is back, for better or worse.

Reputation - Taylor Swift (ALBUM REVIEW/RANT)

                              

Taylor Swift isn't one to usually surprise me, but with this one she DEFINITELY did!

I Fall Apart - Post Malone (SONG REVIEW)

                                      

I cannot believe we have gotten to this point. I did NOT start this blog so I could see this dipshit on my schedule.

Havana - Camila Cabello ft Young Thug (SONG REVIEW)

                             

So, people are starting to like Camila now?

2 A.M Rambles #4: 2016-2017 Caught Between Years Edition

As the year winds down, us music nerds start paying more and more attention to the Billboard Year End list(s). The list that most of us guideline our musical lists by, and the list that determines the 100 biggest songs of the year. But like most algorithms, there's a massive flaw that unfortunately can't be fixed: songs getting "caught between years" or "caught inbetween lists". These are songs that are undisputed hits (albeit not smashes) that start charting around October that end up charting in both 2016 AND 2017, thus having it's charting points split between 2 years. This upsets a lot of people because there are songs that get shafted from a big important list just because of when they were released, that all these great songs have their chances ripped from them! Well, I picked out the 5 biggest ones that guaranteed would have made 2017 YE list if it counted all their weeks. Now it's time to explain why they're all fucking garbage.

Fifth Harmony - Fifth Harmony (ALBUM REVIEW)

So...Fifth Harmony. Well aint this a pop group!